Hello, My Name Is Chris

and I have a problem. I am a pack rat. Acknowledging the problem is the first step to dealing with it, they say. How am I pack rat? I spent over an hour going through receipts dating back to the early 1990s that I have evidently hauled across the country and through several moves. And I mean credit card receipts for trivial things. WTF is wrong with me??? Soon they will be gone, at least.