Ted Stevens Eyed By FBI

Alaska Senator Ted Stevens (you may remember him from "The Internet Is A Series of Tubes") is getting the hairy eyeball from the FBI, who are wondering if the contractor who remodeled Stevens' home did it in return for some form of quid pro quo. Now, given that some of his business partners have made hundreds of millions of dollars off of sweet government contracts or a city of 8000 got their own $315 Million Bridge to Nowhere, it might seem hard to believe that Ted would be inappropriately using his office, but stranger things have happened.