Duke Paper Brings Shame To Federation of Planets

Here is an actual letter to the editor at Duke University, where the author (president of Duke Association for Greater Gaming Education and Recreation (DAGGER)), is clearly upset because a recent article referred to the cloaking device the Enterprise, which obviously the Enterprise didn't have as it would be a clear breach of The Treaty of Algeron. Oh yes. He brought it. I just about wet my pants after reading first the letter, and then the delicious fark commentary.

Just to redeem my nerd credentials, here's some Star Trek trivia.