Darkness

No, the movie, I mean. Went to see that with Aki and Rachel after a couple martinis and several hours of being in an airplane had dulled my senses. Oy, gewalt. This has to be the worst movie I've seen since Van Helsing, not that that is a fair comparison, since that's the worst movie I've seen in years. Anyway. Confusing story. Dopey characters (Turn some fucking lights on already!!!) and a soundtrack that is pretty uninspiring. At one point one of the characters asks: "What is going on here?" To which I felt compelled to answer: Lady, I've been watching over an hour and I can't tell ya.