Bear Raids Bakery

A bear with a sweet tooth wandered into an Alberta grocery store and headed to the bakery section where it helped itself to pasteries, etc. This would be just an amusing story to me, except some dumbass decided he needed to get a picture and shoved a camera phone in the bear's face.

"When (the bear) was sitting in the bakery case, this guy came up with a camera phone and he was sticking it right in his face," Allen said.
"The bear ... didn't like that much."

So the bear bit the dude on the hand and as a result will have to be killed when they catch up with it. You know, I'm sure up there in Alberta they're used to bears wandering in off the streets and helping themselves to cakes and whatnot, but it's still technically a wild animal. So, bear, wherever you are, keep on running! Frickin' chimps. [article]