You Known You're From Maine When...

• You've made a meal out of a Jordan's red dye hot-dog, a bag of Humpty Dumpty potato chips and a can of soda.
• You know not to plant tender crops until the last full moon in May.
• "Salt damage" is a viable insurance claim.
• More than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
• You use "wicked" as a multipurpose part of speech
• You eat ice cream with flavors like 'Moose Tracks" and "Maine Black Bear".
• All year long you're tracking sand in the house-from the beach in the summer and the roads and sidewalks in the winter.

More here. Had to post this. Felt obligated.

We called it "swamp cow" at our house, btw. ;-) Oh, and you're not from Maine unless you were born there. Otherwise you're just another flatlander "from away."