You Gotta Be Kidding Me

So, about an hour or so before I was supposed to go to Thanksgiving dinner, I flushed the toilet in my house and water started shooting out the bottom. Thus began my three hour (and counting) ordeal of watery hell. It appears to be a blocked mainline. We've got a guy in the house now looking at it. I guess because I missed the same problem last Easter because I was out of town, Fate wants me to fully experience the messed up toilet experience.