A Plaintive Entreaty to the Star Wars Haters
Could you all STFU now? Yes, you don't like the new Star Wars movies, not even Episode III. Yes, they're filled with blah-blah inconsistencies, the blah-blah acting is bad, and the writing is blah-blah terrible. How ever could Lucas do this to you? Truly it is a sad thing that the children's movies of yesteryear cannot be matched by the children's movies of today. But seriously, aren't you all getting a little old for these things anyway? After all, Chewbacca is a wookie, but he lives on Endor and that just doesn't make any sense.
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"He's using the Chewbacca Defense!"
Whoa. That was important enough to rate a writeup on answers.com? Impressive.
I'm not a Star Wars hater.
I'm a Star Wars connoisseur. :-P
You're still bitter that Greedo shot first. :-D
Greedo doesn't shoot first in any copy of A New Hope that I own.
(Note to self: must check novelization of movie; burn if necessary.)
I know what someone's getting for a wedding present. If you wait long enough, I can get you the six DVD box set. <evil grin>
My life is ruined ....
This t-shirt proves that Han shot first, right? :-)
Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn't Shoot at Him First
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