2012

The earth's core is being boiled by mutating neutrinos. You can drive from LA to Yellowstone in a day. Oliver Platt makes a convincing bad guy. Roland Emmerich can blow me. Do not see this abysmal piece of shit. It is easily the worst movie I've seen in 2009. I tried to avoid it, but I was talked into wasting two hours and thirty-eight minutes of my life that I will never get back again.

Here, watch this trailer instead. Had that movie been made instead, I would feel a lot better about having seen it.